PORTRAITS

I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them “Portraits” when I discovered a lot of people don’t know how to pronounce the word “Caricature.” But that’s just as well, because I don’t consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I’ve purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.

For live events in the Chicagoland area, I’m currently represented by About Faces Entertainment. Reach out through them if you want me to draw portraits for you!

I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.
I started doing portraits when I first moved to Portland, working summers at Oaks Amusement Park. I quickly started calling them "Portraits" when I discovered a lot of people don't know how to pronounce the word "Caricature." But that's just as well, because I don't consider what I do traditional caricatures. No big heads on little bodies with squinty eyes. I've purposefully made up my style as I went along, and thankfully people have responded to it.

1st PRINT ISSUE AVAILABLE for SALE!

Posted on August 2, 2026 by SPB

Guess what? EXPLICIT EVERYTHING is in print! The very first issue, MACHINES DON’T DREAM FOR ME, is now available for sale. 24 pages of baby-hunting billionaires and nosy tech companies making sure your laptops are open!

Each issue ships with a pair of special stickers (one of the logo, one of Koriko), and will feature a personalized autograph from me! And you can ORDER RIGHT NOW!

You can either buy a copy RIGHT HERE or at these local Chicago comic shops…
* Challenger’s Comics
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Guess what? EXPLICIT EVERYTHING is in print! The very first issue, MACHINES DON'T DREAM FOR ME, is now available for sale. 24 pages of baby-hunting billionaires and nosy tech companies making sure your laptops are open!